Hi Dad

"Why hello my dear elf. It's letter week isn't it? How did I know? Why, I'm the king of Neptune, DUH! Of course I'd know. Besides, I'm also close to you at the moment. I'm guessing you're in Neptune right now. It's Christmas, the event you don't like to celebrate. And tomorrow, we sleep. Aaah, good rest. How's everyone? No need to answer, I already know. At the moment, I can't show up to you guys for reasons I won't tell. Anywho, have a lovely holiday. I love you."

Is what the tard said but hey, at least I get to hear from him again. I mean, it's not everyday he sends letters. Actually, technology these days is really great, why the hell did he choose to write? How ancient.

The J word

I am the jealous type. What'chu say about that, HUH? Lol. Yes, I'm afraid I get jealous often. I'm just a teenage elf. I can't control myself you know, wait, I think I can control myself but in certain ways. :D