This is easy! There are tons! It's stupid how he fell in love with my cousin. It's stupid how he dated three women who were related to one another. Attachment much? It's stupid how he's in such a state of denial. His snobbishness is stupid. His camera shyness is stupid. His plain hairstyle is stupid. Doesn't it suck always being the 2nd guy? HAHAHAHA! Buuuurn! Burn like Fire! Burn like Fire and Candy's love! BUUUURRRN!
Anyway, he's a nerd so he's stupid. Logic has been fucked. His fashion sense is stupid. His non-pointy ears are stupid. Most of your ears are stupid. If you have ears, that is. His whining about getting dumped is stupid. His meticulousness is stupid. His lack of self-confidence is stupid. Creating robots and what-not is stupid. Cook for me damn chef! I'm not paying you to slack off! Which is something he doesn't do, so his sense of responsibility is stupid.
I'm not drifting, am I? Better hold on to another sea-otter so I wouldn't drift off in the vast sea. Much like Alvin's confidence.
Dafuq?
